The Diary of Clementine ~ Entry 7

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Ready for more bunny cuteness? Alright then. Let me start with some things about each of the bunnies.

DIAMOND:

Diamond’s fur is really silky and soft, but she’s still terribly grumpy. Whenever I come hopping by she snorts and dashes out at me, so I try to keep away. But really, she is so, so grunty. Whenever the humans pick her up she snorts and grumps and grunts. Other than those things, she’s pretty boring.

LILY:

Lily is getting chubby! Well, actually that’s wrong. She’s been chubby for ages, and she’s not getting much chubbier, but she’s not getting much thinner. Hehe. Silly Lily.

Lily has long, sharp, toenails. When she scrambles off of a humans lap they often screech, and I think Megan has a few scratches. Tee-hee! Nice going Lily. Ahem. What a naughty rabbit!

OLAF:

Olaf is getting slightly mean. 😡 She isn’t quite as bad as Diamond, but I wouldn’t call her the sweetest little thing ever. She also seems to have straw on her head a lot. Maybe that’s just because she’s white so it shows up more, but maybe not. Olaf is funny. She makes a lot of puns, but us other rabbits (I don’t care if that isn’t correct grammar… Is it?) try not to laugh, because we don’t want to encourage her. Actually, Diamond laughs at her jokes, but that’s just because she and Olaf are friends.

WILLOW:

This picture was actually just taken a few days ago, but it’s not very accurate. You see, Willow had a hair cut! She had lots of tangles in her fur so the humans cut her hair and she looks pretty much better. I say that she should have taken better care of her fur though.

Willow’s birthday is in two days. Heh. Olaf, Lily, and I are all one year old. Diamond is two… and Willow isn’t even one. Isn’t that hilarious? No? Oh. Well, it is to me.

And now, ladies and gentlerabbits,
CLEMENTINE:

Oh my! I am so cute. I am getting a little better at not being grumpy, isn’t that good? 😀 I know, I am so wonderful. Diamond says I should work on my vainness, but I don’t think I’m vain at ALL! I am humble as well, in case you haven’t noticed. Besides, is vainness even a word? I think Diamond should work on her grammar.  😕

Another thing of intrest, Willow is an acrobat. She jumps over the bunny cage walls. Not that I couldn’t do that, but…

I know blurry blurry, but it’ll have to do. It’s hard to catch Willow in the act.

That’s about enough I should say. Don’t you think Megan should post more bunny stuff soon?

♥Clementine the CUTE

P.S. Sometimes Megan calls me Crummy as a nickname. I don’t like that.