The Diary of Clementine ~ Entry #5

Here you are! Clementine’s Diary entry. 🙂 If you like this one (or want to know more about Clemmie) you can go right HERE and see the whole series so far! All right Clementine, your turn to talk.

I’m late, aren’t I? Well, better never than late! Wait a sec… eh. Oh well.

February was pretty exciting, and March is too, at least so far.

I guess Megan already told about our Bunny Day… if you would like to read her boring writing you may go here and read it. RIGHT HERE ON THESE WORDS THAT ARE BIG, CLICK ON THESE, OKAY? There. That’s done.

Diamond and Olaf (not me 😦 ) had a picnic. It was a weird picnic though, they didn’t eat anything. But the humans did. You can see Megan’s plate with a spoon (she didn’t even need it…) and chips.

Megan said I could put my drawing on! That’s the bunny cage. I could write what the things are, but I’m sure you understand it as it is.

This is me eating food. Lily is eyeing it in the background. She was on a diet, but the human who feeds us this month (they take turns) doesn’t want to do it anymore. I think the human’s name is Deaf, but it might be Jeff.

(BAD PICTURE ALERT) When it’s warm we sometimes get carried off by the humans to outside. Diamond is being carried off by the Carmen-human.

The humans sometimes give us baths. No doubt you have heard of these things before. THEY ARE HORRID. Diamond is escaping quite majestically in the photo above. Just kidding. But I, on the other hand, would have escaped really gracefully if the humans had let me. Humph.

Wow… Lily looks almost half as cute as me! How stunning!

Sudsy wheel barrow

 

The humans (for a reason quite unknown to us) thought that we smelled a bit like soiled straw. Yesterday they filled the wheel barrow up again and took me, Olaf, and Diamond a bath. Humph. (Yes, ‘me, Olaf, and Diamond’ isn’t grammatically correct, but I deserve to be first.)

This is me. The first picture is when the just got me out and then it goes on to where I’m almost back to normal. By the way, I can swim! Truly, I can. I look a tad bit odd… but not really, of course.

Megan got a few photos of Lily and Olaf in the flower bed, but me? Ha! No siree, I wasn’t going to look like an Easter bunny.

I think that’s the big things that have been happening so far.

Farewell, whoever you are.

~Clementine

---

I hope you enjoyed this, guys! 😀

 

 

 

 

 

All this space… for just a little bit of a sentence! :O 😉