Dog Opinions (Collab with Clara)

Hello folks! Clara won my giveaway and she got to make a guest post! We came up with some topics for the dogs and then we asked them to write about the topics. XD (Okay.. in reality Clara did Maude’s and I did Maggie’s) We also did the cats, but I’ll save that for another time. 😀

Ladies first, you’ll have to wait, cats.

Presenting… Maude and Maggie! Two Yellow Labs!

Maude                                                                            Maggie


Maude’s opinions will be in pink and Maggie’s in purple.

Maggie: Hello! I am Maggie! I am a dog! I am cute! I am answering questions! This will make the humans happy!

 Maude:  Hi! I’m Maude! Today, I’m going to tell you about stuff. Then Clara is going to give me dog biscuits. I’m in it for the biscuits.

Let’s get started!

1. Being scratched behind the ears

Mmmm! This is very nice! I personally like being scratched on the stomach best, but this is fine if the humans don’t have time for a stomach scratch.

Ahh… I love when the humans do that! It feels so good…..

2. Puppies

I’ve never seen puppies. The owners say I might have them when I’m older, but not yet. So I don’t know what I think about them. They’d probably be cute!

I love all dogs, big and small! Bring on the puppies!

3. Outdoors or Indoors?

Well… I like indoors when it’s really cold, but other than that outdoors is the best. I don’t ever actually go inside, I just go in the basement.

Sadly, I have never been indoors, except when I go to the vet. I love the vet! So, I choose outdoors.

4. Humans


There are two types of humans: Shortones and Tallones. The Shortones pull my ears, but they are pretty fun to play with. The Tallones take me on walks, and they play fetch with me. Overall, I don’t mind the humans. The only thing that would make them better is if they would let me come in the house and chew up everything!

5. Cats


Grr. Cats are inferior. Dogs rule and cats drool!

6. Electric Fences

Ugh. I hate electric fences. Once I was just about to get a nice tasty duck egg at the pond when my tail touched the electric fence. Now I try to avoid the pond at all costs.

Nope. No. Nuh-uh. My opinion is that all electric fences should be fed to the vacuum cleaner.

7. Chewing

Ooh! Chewing! I love to chew! I love killing plastic bottles and then chewing them. I also chew dead chicken’s legs. They are good.

BRING ON THE CHEW TOYS! One time, I destroyed a $10 chew toy in less than a minute. That was a proud moment.

8. Fleas

Fleas are nasty. They bite you and then you itch. Sometimes I am having so much fun with humans and then one bites and I have to stop and gnaw at it. They are rude, filthy, and I hate them. The humans put some sort of water on my neck occasionally and then they don’t bite for a while, but when I got water all over my body the fleas weren’t any better!

Calling all dogs! Let’s wipe those little itchy bugs off the face of the earth! WHO’S WITH ME?

9. “Bad Dog”

I don’t like this. Sometimes the humans spank me after they say this. I try to always be a good dog, but sometimes the urge is to strong. Isn’t that sad?

What does that mean, anyway? The humans yell that when I do something absolutely adorable, like chase the cats or dig a hole. It must mean they love me!

All done! 😛 That was quite the post. XD

I made a word cloud from their post! 😀


I think the biggest words are the ones they used the most. 🙂

Thanks for reading! What was your favorite opinion?


It snowed yesterday. But now its 45 and the snow is all gone. Phew! 😛

52 thoughts on “Dog Opinions (Collab with Clara)

  1. OH MY! XD HEHE! This was SO SO much fun to read! XD 😀 😉 🙂 This is SO what Aggie might have done! XD Maybe sometime Aggie will ‘make a post’ like this! XD


      1. XD Hehe! 😀 Me too! XD Okay… *”Aggie?! Megan told me to tell you that Maggie wants you to post on my blog so she can see it…I think.”* XD XD XD 😀 😉 🙂 🙂 🙂 XD XD 😀 😦 XD XD ;D :F


  2. That was hilarious! My favorite opinions were probably 5, 6, and 9. Great job, Clara and Megan – er, Maude and Maggie. XD I can’t wait to read the cats’ opinions. 🙂 And the word cloud is really neat, Megan!

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  3. Hahahaha!!! Maude and Maggie are too funny! 😀 I loved it when Maude said “Dogs rule and cats drool!”. XD (That is so true, by the way! 😉 )


      1. No problem! XD
        P.S. Oh, yup, I saw that! I don’t think I’ll enter this time, but thanks for letting me know! 😀 I can’t wait to see everyone’s entries. 😉


  4. Lol! I loved it! 😂 Especially Maggie’s reaction to cats. THAT was pretty good. (My dog right there)
    I can’t wait for the interview of the cats! 🙂
    ~ Suzy


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