The Diary of Clementine ~ Entry #4

The Diary of Clementine

Long time no words, eh? Well I’m back now, and I’m sure you are terribly glad! Of course you are. If you haven’t read my other entries Megan has them all on a page right HERE. You can click on that word and it will take you there. Strange. :/

Anyway, lets start like I did last time. Here are some updates on each of my fellowย thingsย  rabbits. ๐Ÿ˜€



Eh. Same ol’, same ol’. Boring. Aggravating. Grunty! Oh, here’s a ‘fun’ fact: Her birthday is on May 28th.

Onto Lily!


Lily has grown… a lot. She is very squishy, though. See that double chin thingy? Its actually called a dewlap (you humans wouldn’t understand) and it has grown too. She is very huggable, don’t you think? Also, her birthday is tomorrow, the 11th of February! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILY! Actually, they don’t know if that’s her exact birthday, but they are pretty sure she was born in February! She will be one year old.

Enough about Lily or she’ll think I like her!



Oh, whoops!


There. Olaf is just as funny looking as always! She is a nice valentine rabbit with all her pink, don’t you think? >:) (Haha! I am a poet!) Oh, her birthday is on April Fools day! Perfect for her! ๐Ÿ˜›

And last and least of all, Willow. Her owner is going to be mad at me for calling her least. Heh. Heh.


Megan doesn’t have a very good picture of her, I’m afraid. But at least you can see her fluffiness! ๐Ÿ˜›

Willow has also been annoying. She doesn’t like me anymore. She’ll clean me some and then she’ll bite! Isn’t that just awful? I know. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ She has also been jumping over walls to get to other pens. Tsk tsk.

I’m very wary of Willow.


Now that we’ve got all the boring stuff done with, lets move onto ME! โค

DSCN1766.JPGOh my goodness! You can only see my blurry head, but I’m sure you’re already shrieking from seeing extreme cuteness. DSCN1151.JPG

Bad Megan! How could you have made such a cute picture of me bad quality!? But nothing is too bad quality when I’m in it, of course. ๐Ÿฑ

I’ll let you calm down while I talk, then we’ll have some more photos.

So first of all, I wasn’t a mother. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ But I might be later on when it’s warmer! Maybe in March or April or something!
Next, nobody likes me. o_O I know, that seems pretty impossible, but remember how territorial the does were when I first came here? Well, when they thought I was going to be a mother they moved me into a different cage and then later they moved me back. The does are very mean to me, but I learned to keep my distance.

Megan doesn’t have a picture of our cage, so I made a drawing… but Megan couldn’t understand it so she didn’t put it on here! I even added words incase someone wouldn’t be able to understand, but I don’t see how she couldn’t, because a picture is worth a thousand words, right? Here is the thousand words it would take to describe me, just in a very tiny font.


Yup! That’s exactly 1,000 words. ๐Ÿ™‚ Also, WordPress needs bunny smiley faces, doesn’t it? But this computer does have two rabbit thingys on: ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฐ

I know! They aren’t very good. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ But any way, onto more important stuff!

Jinx, the cat, has visited the bunny pen twice I think. Olaf likes him.

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Megan’s bunny photography skills aren’t very sharp, are they? ๐Ÿฐ < = that’s an annoyed bunny.

We have also learned a talent! A few days ago our water bottles fell down and we the other rabbits were soย nervous we they chewed a hole in the water bottles! Of course they didn’t work after that, so Megan had to give us water in a bowl! We had had water in a bowl before, but Lily always stepped in it so we never really got to drink it. ๐Ÿ‡ (That’s a sad/mad bunny) But she was so thirsty she didn’t step in it! Of course I had to have my own private bowl because the other rabbits wouldn’t let me share theirs. bunny emoji.pngย (You can’t really see it, but that was Megan’s failed attempt at drawing a mad bunny)

Well. I don’t think there is much more to be said, so I’ll stop with 1,745 words, counting the one thousand words that described me, of course. ๐Ÿ™‚ Goodbye, you humans that adore me! Goodbye.

I’m sorry for Clemmie’s rudeness, I think she got a little carried away. :/ XD

By the way, Nicole is going to make a collab blog! Read the details here, if you are interested. ๐Ÿ™‚

Goodbye, farewell, and all that other stuff.


ย Last day to enter your BIBPC photos! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Which would you like me to post next, the next chapter of Jamie Gillset, or the next part of Inchy B? ๐Ÿ™‚ And yes, I try to give way my hidden notes with smiley faces, but next time you will have to remember BY YOUR SELF!! o_O XD


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